May 2013
15 posts
I JUST FINISHED A POWERPOINT AND SOME M&MS NOW I’M EXCITED
BUT THERE ARE THREE MORE PP’S TO GO
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
also I got my driver’s permit finally
And without further ado...
spaceboundthemovie:
Saw this featured at SVA’s accepted student’s day and it was by far my favourite. (Click square to watch.)
Reblog if you have a really nice dick.
music-sav3s-liv3s:
illegaltacos:
i wonder how many girls have reblogged this
Probably 99% of the notes
April 2013
3 posts
3 tags
4 tags
March 2013
18 posts
sigh
SIGH
SIGH
1 tag
Today some high schoolers were following me around Michaels and trying to get a good look at me but they were really nondiscreet about it
Like: (loudly) “there she is” *eye contact*
Apparently they thought I was some girl they knew named Brianna
Then they followed me out of the store when I left and they kept looking at me from their car while I was waiting for my mom to get in our car EVEN...
jingledrops:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
“When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler…”I’m gonna slice your nanner” and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my...
11 tags
sexycamila:
highfivekeats:
Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant
I CAN’T BREATHE
IML ITERAALLY SCRAMIGN AT THE SCREEN
February 2013
16 posts
incestuouslesbianponies:
onozawarequiem:
incestuouslesbianponies:
I’m prepared to use this image for when someone reblogs one of my posts with a stupid comment
Hahaha! WOW XD THAT’D BE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!
thoracs:
Sometimes I wish my life was like a Polly Pocket movie
4 of my neofriends are online
I love how people from my middle school days still come on sometimes
Anonymous asked: 68, 26,11, 12, 81?
snorlaxatives:
legalize peruvian puff peppers